Welcome! welcome! to the third installment of "Unfulfilled promises, and disappointments galore!" this time even longer than ever before!
*Public roars in excitement*
Random Weirdo: "Oh lord! yes, YES! is another of those empty posts filled with excuses, oh yes bring it, it fuels my inherent masochism! oh yes drop that post all over my face, aaaah!"
Other Weirdo in the Public: "OOOooooOOooOOOoo, the disappointment it fills me with feels, OOuuuOuUO, ah ah, i will cu..."
Lost Generic Random Girl: "Wat is dis? i dun even... i dun get it." *runs away crying*
Guy passing-by: "Meh."
Ok, now silence you all... i say silence. i say... HEY! SHUT IT!
Uhum *Clears throat* Like is customary, today Another master will be accompanying this post.
This turn is for The Great Hieronymus Bosch, as always here is a link to his Virtual Gallery:
http://www.hieronymus-bosch.org/
I forgot to put one to the gallery of Mr Barlowe on my first disappointment post, so here it is:
http://waynebarlowe.wordpress.com/artwork/
Back to Master Bosch, the image here in particular is a Detail of Paradise, yes in Master Bosch's mind even heaven is crazy fuck, so just imagine the rest, now you know why i love this guy. Bosch was regarded merely as "inventor of monsters and chimeras", his paintings are regarded as "often less pleasant than gruesome to look at", but he is just awesome, even the holy things he draws are badass, probably the only classic artist, along Pieter Bruegel the Elder who can cause me the feeling known as Awe, of course i like Master Bosh more.
So you can see, people didn't held him that high, however, even those tasteless persons had to recognize his greatness, and for me, all those "bad" qualities in his works, are actually what makes him great, 500 years later, he is still unbeatable, if he was alive, chances are that a bunch of artist would die of starvation.
For my next disappointment post, i plan for the great M.C. Escher to join us, and after that (how you dare to already plan another one after the next one!?) Francis Bacon to get some variety.
Ok that is all for now i leave you with a WIP of my current painting, you can see it here, at the Dumping Grounds: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/5c81f779291b267aec22f3b5addec371
As you can see, so far it's just practically the background, is incredible incomplete, is missing more tones, creatures, detail, and is just plain devoid of that crazy feel i love. So yeah, come and grab your disappointment! except the 2 weirdos in the public you will not use my work as a form to satisfy yourselves... as for excuses, noisy neighbors, lack of time, and raining, the last one impeding me of taking a proper picture with good light.
3rd Weirdo: "UUUUh those excuses, YES! more, give me more, I DEMAND MOAR!!!"
Goddammit stop it you all!
Cyberdevil
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
Doomroar
For real? is this a plot implying that NG is wanting to become Facebook?
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/waldflieger/facebook-tactics
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
AND I WOULD DO IT WITH A TANK CAUSE I HAVE STYLE YO!
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does this count as a reply or do i need to spam it on your user page?