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[cram the portalgeist!]

I will make a portal draft with all these portal characters, they will go far i tell you!

[The Barter Demon]

Howdy there pall! see for thousand of years demons have been slandered.

They are not as bad as everyone says, why, when they just arrive to here the mortal plane, with their wings and tails, and demon magic and hellfire, they may look quite different to you and me, but lets not have mere appearances get the best of our good judgement cowboy!

For demons could just go and start stealing supplies, weapons, and ammo.

But no!

The humble demon, good law abider, god fearing being that they are, and overall nice neighbor, decides that rather than to lower themselves and commit robbery, they rather shall dismember themselves and engage in trade.

Well, how many humans do you know will gouge an eye out in exchange for a flaming pool ball?

Lets stop demon prejudice, for a better future.

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jouste responds:

*claps
haha so good! thanks so much for the block of writing! really got some great flavor in there.

*highfives

[Jackson Hammer]

A silent jackhammer... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?

Wait, if his head is a jackhammer... does that mean every time he hammers someone's teeth he is giving them a kiss?

Or maybe he punches their teeth out then hammers them... no, no, that's still creepy, hell it is creepier than before when he kissed them to death.

jouste responds:

the jackhammer still makes loud noises, he just can't really talk. and I never really thought about it being a kiss haha.

*highfives

[Grave Bomber]

Grave robbers, tomb raiders, and archaeologists hate him!

jouste responds:

they sure do! but there's so much creepy energy on those sites, he has to use it!

*highfives

[The Swan Swordceress]

You know what I will ask.

Do the swans need to eat? do they eat? and if they do eat... what happens later?

jouste responds:

wow I never really thought about that, grooossss. Let's just say that they don't.

*highfives

[Mason the Living Mallet]

Mason vs Knothead who would win the wood out?

jouste responds:

ooh wow, idk. That'd be a tricky fight for sure. Knothead does know how to deal with wood. my money might be on the treeman, but who knows what cursed powers Mason has at his disposal!

*highfives

[Starshot]

Starshot: "Omae wa mou shindeiru."

Target: "NANI!!!!"

Starshot: "You have been dead for 30 years!"

Target: "Wait..."

Starshot: "On an alternate reality time!"

Target: "So, I died, but I also didn't die?"

Starshot: "TIME TRAVEL!"

jouste responds:

lol, eyah i'd like to think that it would get so crazy.

[The Duke of Dover]

Do the portals only deal to hell? does this means that Mantor Mantisman hard counters him?

jouste responds:

haha I should do a tier list of all these guys. I guess mantor would hard counter him! Idk if he's in the same realm though. But they both use portals!

*highfives

[Knothead of the Darkewood]

Guys! we gotta save the trees, we gotta save the tress from themselves!

jouste responds:

haha you bet!

*leafy highfives

[The Grim Rustler]

If you challenge The Grim Rustler to a duel wild west style, and win, do you become immoral?

jouste responds:

that sounds super cool and probably what should happen.

*highfives