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[The Doughnut]

Don't listen to her pleas, she loves it when you bite her ass.

We are talking about food of course...

CyanSandwich responds:

Of course

[Sonic Boom 3ds in 6 min.]

People still have hopes for Sanic?

[How Flowers Are Made]

Yeah that's pretty much how it goes, but arent the female bees the ones that do the pollination? wait, and the females are also the ones with the stinger...

Oh man, "his" dad is a transvestite! and is deceiving her family which is also an all female colony, but reproduced using a swingers meeting back in 2013!! and the Queen only has 1 young working bee to do the chores around the comb. So how is the Queen mating? she never stopped going to those swingers meetings!

[TD-Trim The Fat]

Wait you were speaking that internal monologue out loud? that sounds like a fuck up if i have ever heard one.

[Daisies]

Technically since she is a flower he not only sniffed her face, but also the plant equivalent to her vagina, so he practically raped that flower, this should be rated A, look at him smearing his face all over that poor innocent plant and her genitalia, what a villain!

themisterholliday responds:

What kind of monster is he?!

[World's Greatest Manwhore]

Oh man i can't wait until January so we can find who is the biggest whore to have ever walk the manwhoriverse!

[Smoking Kills]

Dead #1547:
Random hobo will kill you for your cigarettes (warning this also applies to weed).

MisterHerbal responds:

Yes it does man!

[Dota Indigestion 2]

Good, good that kill gave her enough gold to buy wards, and by getting herself killed she can get them directly from the fountain once she re-spawns all is well.

[The Dark Centaur]

Damn he has some fly shoes, that centaur had no chance!