Doomroar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The White Snake Chronicles-Chapter 0]

Good, but how come all her attacks are tentacle related (other than her sword and petals)?

WhiteSnakeChronicles responds:

They aren't tentacles haha. They are thorny vines. Roses have thorns, yes?

["Our Contents" - An animated metaphor]

We have states for a reason, to keep the inner contents of that box we call brain locked inside.

Alyxandr responds:

Yo, man, if we can just take the gun out of our heads, man, there'll be, like, no reason for states n shit

* smokes a LSD joint *

[Valve History]

But that joke gives them so much money, so much money!

Juangatillo responds:

Praise Our Lord Gaben

[Deep Web Experience]

It could have been way worse, it could have been a video of pedonecrophilia which directly prompts an FBI notice which blocks your computer into the page, incriminating you and effectivelly sending you to jail.

LlamaArts responds:

Yeah definitely! I mean, who clicks a link without knowing anything about it? Thank you for the review!

[South Park Sketch]

Yeah that was a whole episode of SP in just 2 minutes.

milyfecirca87 responds:

Thank you! Definitely tried to hit every character as quickly as possible:)

[True Craigslist Horror Story]

And of course after all was done i decided to not call the police.

LlamaArts responds:

Haha, I know right? Or ''I heard a sound downstairs... so I investigated it alone"

[Mad Max: Kung Fury Road]

Is ok his dinosaurs and other overpowered friends will come and save him, now as for Max... he is fucked.

Paxilon responds:

SirUndead Sez:
Will a round 2 come to light? Will Mad Max have to deal with his shotgun being hacked or Thor's epic pecs? Is he just kinda chilling on a beach right now pre-apocalypse? What evil lurks in the hearts of men? Does The Shadow ACTUALLY know? What was my point?

[The Night of The Convenient Store (unfinished)]

Shit man this was awesome a pity it is unfinished just the audio is already gold!

Spinalpalm responds:

Thanks dude :)
Im going to go back and finish it after nata is over and Ill re-release the finished version

[NWAR: Con Games]

Glad to see him escape the dungeons without meeting any dragons.

danmarkowitz responds:

Well he did have to roll those dice to see whether his escape would be successful!

[Mahtigwess and Lusifee: No Evil 014]

Hold it so random tree starts telling a random story out of nowhere, and suddenly they forget that they have a duty to kill each other on a snowy bloodbath? do they even conflict!

Warlord-of-Noodles responds:

Children have a much shorter attention span for killing each other than adults do.