Doomroar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Five Offers at Freddy's]

Dammit not Disney, to everyone but Disney!!!

hbrunav responds:

After we were done with the marathon Warner Bros announced they bought the franchise lol

[Avatar: Last Hairbender]

The hair industry must love you.

Also that's not true lesbians and perverts love Korra, for that sexy ship of an ending she had, however that's about it sadly, such a potential wasted.

WooleyWorld responds:

That's what I imagine. Though I've not seen enough.

[Rancid Donut]

Stockholm syndrome.

funymony responds:

OMG, YOU'RE RIGHT!
HAHAHA!

WOW. I didn't even think about that!

[GUS]

Even turds have dreams and they dream about shit-trains! is like a fai-boat but more hardcore.

"what? oh i see..."

I have been recently informed that, the character portrayed was not sentient fecal matter, but just a regular brown planar worm, a worm dreaming of a magical shit-train XD.

FOST3R responds:

..But... are you sure it isn't sentient fecal matter?

[OTB - Knobs and Dials]

Well time to google how to use a washing machine! XD.

RadioTubeClock responds:

yup!

[NWAR: Vision Quest]

Well he is not hearing voices but at least he is not deaf to his conscience... yet, i heard that with age you start to lose hearing, and he sounds like he is getting old.

danmarkowitz responds:

Haha, I hadn't considered that he could be losing his hearing with age. Good point!

[Toast]

Donkeyhorse? so a mule? ha.
Oh a talking toaster.

Donkeyhorse responds:

It's a joke between me and my cousin. The essence of the joke starts and ends with "mule", so right you are!

[NWAR: Total Reboot]

Damn he was quite the scumbag.

danmarkowitz responds:

Like a kid with a board game that's missing the instructions, he didn't play by the rules.

[1 Animatronic At Freddy's]

Windows XP? someone clearly never had to deal with Vista.

DAGamesOfficial responds:

Haha believe me, worst OS I've ever used. But if the animatronic ran on vista, the whole functionality would make it completely unusable, kinda defeats the point of even having a new game if there's no enemy xD makes sense to use XP because most support for XP has been dropped, but still stands as a stable enough OS to be useable xD

[SilkRoad]

Wonder if they still accept bitcoin...

BicheTordue responds:

SR1 never again, SR2 never again, SR3 not for a very long time, again.