Doomroar's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Horace the Hamsome]

Hey look at that his pants fit him now!

jouste responds:

he's trimmed down a bit, or bought some string...

*highfives

[Crabulon]

Is the ring a reference to Hector Con Carne from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy?

jouste responds:

that's been brought up before, I like that show but am not really familiar with that object.

*highfives

[Lou Garoux]

He looks older in this version, he aged well tho.

jouste responds:

yeah he's been around, I think him being older is a cooler idea. Like he's been a werewolf for so long he's actually aging.

*highfives

[Arusi the Sword Surfer]

Kuddum-intu and Arusi could do for some slashing team.
Their wombo combos would be cutting edge.

jouste responds:

that's true! what a crazy combo that would be!

*highfives

[Kuddum-intu the Prince of Sharpness]

When he was a younger he redefined the meaning of edgy teenager.

jouste responds:

lol, well done.

*highfives

[The Barter Demon]

Howdy there pall! see for thousand of years demons have been slandered.

They are not as bad as everyone says, why, when they just arrive to here the mortal plane, with their wings and tails, and demon magic and hellfire, they may look quite different to you and me, but lets not have mere appearances get the best of our good judgement cowboy!

For demons could just go and start stealing supplies, weapons, and ammo.

But no!

The humble demon, good law abider, god fearing being that they are, and overall nice neighbor, decides that rather than to lower themselves and commit robbery, they rather shall dismember themselves and engage in trade.

Well, how many humans do you know will gouge an eye out in exchange for a flaming pool ball?

Lets stop demon prejudice, for a better future.

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jouste responds:

*claps
haha so good! thanks so much for the block of writing! really got some great flavor in there.

*highfives

[Jackson Hammer]

A silent jackhammer... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?

Wait, if his head is a jackhammer... does that mean every time he hammers someone's teeth he is giving them a kiss?

Or maybe he punches their teeth out then hammers them... no, no, that's still creepy, hell it is creepier than before when he kissed them to death.

jouste responds:

the jackhammer still makes loud noises, he just can't really talk. and I never really thought about it being a kiss haha.

*highfives

[Grave Bomber]

Grave robbers, tomb raiders, and archaeologists hate him!

jouste responds:

they sure do! but there's so much creepy energy on those sites, he has to use it!

*highfives

[The Swan Swordceress]

You know what I will ask.

Do the swans need to eat? do they eat? and if they do eat... what happens later?

jouste responds:

wow I never really thought about that, grooossss. Let's just say that they don't.

*highfives

[Mason the Living Mallet]

Mason vs Knothead who would win the wood out?

jouste responds:

ooh wow, idk. That'd be a tricky fight for sure. Knothead does know how to deal with wood. my money might be on the treeman, but who knows what cursed powers Mason has at his disposal!

*highfives