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[Grave Bomber]

Grave robbers, tomb raiders, and archaeologists hate him!

jouste responds:

they sure do! but there's so much creepy energy on those sites, he has to use it!

*highfives

[The Swan Swordceress]

You know what I will ask.

Do the swans need to eat? do they eat? and if they do eat... what happens later?

jouste responds:

wow I never really thought about that, grooossss. Let's just say that they don't.

*highfives

[Mason the Living Mallet]

Mason vs Knothead who would win the wood out?

jouste responds:

ooh wow, idk. That'd be a tricky fight for sure. Knothead does know how to deal with wood. my money might be on the treeman, but who knows what cursed powers Mason has at his disposal!

*highfives

[Starshot]

Starshot: "Omae wa mou shindeiru."

Target: "NANI!!!!"

Starshot: "You have been dead for 30 years!"

Target: "Wait..."

Starshot: "On an alternate reality time!"

Target: "So, I died, but I also didn't die?"

Starshot: "TIME TRAVEL!"

jouste responds:

lol, eyah i'd like to think that it would get so crazy.

[The Duke of Dover]

Do the portals only deal to hell? does this means that Mantor Mantisman hard counters him?

jouste responds:

haha I should do a tier list of all these guys. I guess mantor would hard counter him! Idk if he's in the same realm though. But they both use portals!

*highfives

[Knothead of the Darkewood]

Guys! we gotta save the trees, we gotta save the tress from themselves!

jouste responds:

haha you bet!

*leafy highfives

[The Grim Rustler]

If you challenge The Grim Rustler to a duel wild west style, and win, do you become immoral?

jouste responds:

that sounds super cool and probably what should happen.

*highfives

[Gravehill - Chapter 08 - Page 16]

So i suppose that maybe they will accompany them to slay the witch? and that's the war they are planning to wage?

SeventhTower responds:

Yes and no! You're not far from the right answer though!

[Major Angel]

See that's why you go and hire a new fresh team of underpaid teen actors brimming with social relevancy for each new seaso...

I mean... that's why you need to recruit new generations of ring bearers, to keep the virtuous levels high and progressive, so that Major Angel can function in top form.

We are totally not trying to milk The Major Angel franchise I swear!

Please buy the new Major Angel action figures, comics, and T-Shirts.

jouste responds:

Hey yeah! That's a super cool angle for the story. great take!

*highfives

[Henpeck the Chickenmage]

Wait, wait, wait, hold up! She coughs... her eggs? as in she actually ovulates from her mouth!?

That left bizarre town eons ago, this is a new weird. Let me read that again, nope, I read right, she coughs her eggs, and even uses them for magic, don't even want to think what kind of magic tho.

Oh man, it just hit me, Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie suffers from the same medical condition, oh no... why did i realize that just now? I was so accustomed to her shooting eggs from her ass, I totally forgot she could shoot them from her mouth too, and now, NOW I just realize that you play that entire game with what is essentially weaponized menstruation!

However these eggs are on fire... so they are cooked too? magical fire at that, man the more I think about it, the weirder it gets.

I want to know less, but I fear I am already too deep.

jouste responds:

lol you really went all in! Yeah I kind of wanted her to be pretty strange if you thought to much about her.

*highfives