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[Holly Shot]

Soul powered bullets maybe?

Edit: Now that I am looking with more attention to her details, damn she is quite well bui... I mean... why is her finger on fire? can she use magic too? dammit, maybe Soul Shot can't counter her.

WMD it is then. Or love, maybe love is the answer, can love bring her down?

[Soul Shot]

Found Holly Shot's counter.

[Lozen the Wrathful Nightmare]

If someone has lewd ideas about Lozen, but then feels guilty about it, and then she appears in their dreams, wearing her classic see through plastic cape and naked apron attire.

Are they being punished or rewarded? does their guilt increase or fades?

Asking for a friend...

[Zaros the Dire Cleric]

Is he running water proof tho?

[cram the portalgeist!]

I will make a portal draft with all these portal characters, they will go far i tell you!

[The Barter Demon]

Howdy there pall! see for thousand of years demons have been slandered.

They are not as bad as everyone says, why, when they just arrive to here the mortal plane, with their wings and tails, and demon magic and hellfire, they may look quite different to you and me, but lets not have mere appearances get the best of our good judgement cowboy!

For demons could just go and start stealing supplies, weapons, and ammo.

But no!

The humble demon, good law abider, god fearing being that they are, and overall nice neighbor, decides that rather than to lower themselves and commit robbery, they rather shall dismember themselves and engage in trade.

Well, how many humans do you know will gouge an eye out in exchange for a flaming pool ball?

Lets stop demon prejudice, for a better future.

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jouste responds:

*claps
haha so good! thanks so much for the block of writing! really got some great flavor in there.

*highfives

[Jackson Hammer]

A silent jackhammer... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?

Wait, if his head is a jackhammer... does that mean every time he hammers someone's teeth he is giving them a kiss?

Or maybe he punches their teeth out then hammers them... no, no, that's still creepy, hell it is creepier than before when he kissed them to death.

jouste responds:

the jackhammer still makes loud noises, he just can't really talk. and I never really thought about it being a kiss haha.

*highfives

[Grave Bomber]

Grave robbers, tomb raiders, and archaeologists hate him!

jouste responds:

they sure do! but there's so much creepy energy on those sites, he has to use it!

*highfives

[The Swan Swordceress]

You know what I will ask.

Do the swans need to eat? do they eat? and if they do eat... what happens later?

jouste responds:

wow I never really thought about that, grooossss. Let's just say that they don't.

*highfives

[Mason the Living Mallet]

Mason vs Knothead who would win the wood out?

jouste responds:

ooh wow, idk. That'd be a tricky fight for sure. Knothead does know how to deal with wood. my money might be on the treeman, but who knows what cursed powers Mason has at his disposal!

*highfives